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"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

Worried about offshore oil spills, some oil companies are testing out new inshore drilling rigs.

"Fewer wires - is that because of climate change, too?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Home Heating Oil

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

COP26 GLASGOW

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

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