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"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

Worried about offshore oil spills, some oil companies are testing out new inshore drilling rigs.

"Fewer wires - is that because of climate change, too?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Home Heating Oil

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

COP26 GLASGOW

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

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