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A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

World's cheapest car

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Electric bike.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

COP26 GLASGOW

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Man on Island.

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'