Health-conscious Spellcaster Gifts

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Magic Mushrooms

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'