Health-conscious Spellcasters Gifts

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"Broom! Broom!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Wiccapedia.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."