Health-conscious Spellcasters T-Shirts

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Broom! Broom!"

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Wiccapedia.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Magic Mushrooms

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken