Diet-conscious Spellcaster T-Shirts

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Newt sale

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Needs more kale.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

Magic Mushrooms

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'