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'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Newt sale

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Needs more kale.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"