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'Needs more kale.'

"Here we are."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Broom! Broom!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Wiccapedia.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

''Eye of Newt' is now available in generic...'