Health-conscious Spell-casters Prints

'Needs more kale.'

"Here we are."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Broom! Broom!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

My Cauldron Rules

Wiccapedia.

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

''Eye of Newt' is now available in generic...'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"