Beauty Spellcaster Gifts

Hairspray witch

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Broom! Broom!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

Magic Mushrooms

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken