Witchdoctor Gifts

"In retrospect, the idea of a rain dance marathon wasn't such a good idea."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

Newt sale

Astral Projection

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

Macbeth: Take Two

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Devi's brew?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"