Doctor Whisperer Gifts

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Now all we need is a good script."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Duplass Brothers

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

Computer whisperer.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Is this Seat Taken?

WWW.World.com

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Cellular Plan

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"My, aren't we patient-oriented this morning."

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'