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"In retrospect, the idea of a rain dance marathon wasn't such a good idea."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

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"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

Macbeth: Take Two

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

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