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"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

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Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Macbeth: Take Two

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."