Witchcraft Witness Gifts

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'