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"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Astral Projection

Newt sale

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Macbeth: Take Two

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"Devi's brew?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."