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The tribe was soon decimated because their Shaman was a quack.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'The Irish stew was off! Little bugger must have been bad!'

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"The gods have 'had it up to here' with goats, and wondered if we could sacrifice some pizza."

"Due to an unexpected layover on the journey up here, we regretfully inform the gods, that due to a technicality, they'll need to find another virgin."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

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"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

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Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'