Witch At Heart Pillows

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

Newt sale

Rocking Witches.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Astral Projection

100% carbon neutral

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Devi's brew?"