Witch At Heart T-Shirts

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Late BroomStick

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Newt sale

A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Devi's brew?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"