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The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'We can appeal.'

Flew Vaccine.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Don't text while flying.

'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'

Gladys misinterprets the meaning of "kiddie menu" - "I'd like a chubby, little preschooler, please"

"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"Oh no! Looks like my wife's sisters are here!"

"The weather has been going crazy lately. Do you have anything to do with it?"

Ariadne was shunned by her fellow witches because she had good teeth.

Witch on stair lift.

When I answered the phone and you said, 'Have you checked the children?' I thought it was som creepy prank-call, Esmerelda. But then I remembered... 'Oh! The oven!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'What's in the cauldron today, dear?' (husband to wife in kitchen)

Witches Checkout.

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

Your big end has gone

Witches' Restaurant.

Wickedpedia.

A witch with furry dice on the front of her broom.

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Fear of Flying Seminar

Witch Tunnel

"I'll grab the rest. It's impossible to have just one."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Lucy was not just a wicked witch...she was like totally wicked!!

Witch protests against war.

In-flight entertainment

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Broomstick left at the Valet Parking