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It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book.

Witch's Snowman.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches Checkout.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Witch dice.

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."