Neighborly Witches Gifts

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Wiccapedia.

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"I'm hexting."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

The slow cooker changed everything

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

Enemies of Bill W. Pub

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"Our cauldron developed a rust hole."

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

'Borrow my fire extinguisher Gee, I don't know, Ted,,, You still haven't returned the weed-whacker I lent you'

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"The house next door is similar to this one but not quite as grand."

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

'It's the dog next door for you!'

'So, here is the scam: You keep them awake at night so I can make a killing in the morning selling coffees...'

"Sigh. Again with the origami!"

"...some of us around here work nights, you know."

"Oh, so your next door neighbour was right... She said you wouldn't be able to afford one."