Witch Hunter T-Shirts

'Let's remain focused people, we're on a witch hunt here.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Paranormal A-Z...

100% carbon neutral

He looks so natural lying there...

A Club Sandwitch.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

Channelling on the Cheap

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Witches Checkout.

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Witch dice.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."