Witchery Warrior T-Shirts

Parking spaces for broomsticks.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

100% carbon neutral

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

A voodoo doctor.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Just browsing."

Three Witches from Macbeth

Witch dice.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."