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"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Skiing.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

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"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

Newt sale

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Witch's Brew.

"Devi's brew?"