"We've TRIED sun, surf , and sand. Do you have anything in the way of darkness, darkness, despair?"
Gloom Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the gloom seeker’s distinctive style? Explore our collection of products that celebrate the moody, introspective side with a humorous twist. From amusing mugs that match their vibe to stylish T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find the perfect piece to brighten their day—or reflect their mood. Ideal for creative spirits who enjoy embracing their darkness with wit and charm, these gifts turn gloom into a statement of individuality.
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"
Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid
Hooray for Bollywood!
"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"
'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'
Silver Fox
Covid Music
'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'
Real Estate Personals
Fred Astaire
'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'
"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"
"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"
"No guarantees, right?"
"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."
Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …
Kelly Mittendorf
The Depressing Economic Crisis
'Music hath charms,' &c.
"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."
Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.
"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"
'Good morning Miss...'
The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.
The weight of winning gold.
"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"
Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'
'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'
'What's the night life-like?
They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home
'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'
Gloom Seeker Gifts Collection
Gloom Seeker Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for gloom seekers—quirky designs that turn their mood into a charming statement.
Gloom Seeker Pillows
Add a touch of gloom to their space with pillows designed for the creatively introspective.
Gloom Seeker Prints
Browse our prints to celebrate the gloom seeker’s artistic sensibility with humor and style.
Gloom Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for gloom seekers—witty and stylish options to express their unique outlook.