"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."
Laughing Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for a laughing philosopher? Delve into our collection of witty, imaginative items that combine humor with creative spirit. Perfect for thinkers with a sense of humor, these gifts are designed to amuse and inspire. Whether it's for a friend, a colleague, or yourself, our products bring laughter and wisdom together in a fun, quirky way.
"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."
"Behold the secret to happiness."
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
At the 2021 Religious Games
Zenemies.
Optimist
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."
"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"
Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.
'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'
"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"
We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."
"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"
'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'
'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.
'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'
'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'
'How did he make the world in six days?'
"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"
"What if it's smarter than us?"
Seneca
'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'
The Meaning of Life
"Sorry - I've got to take this..."
Human meat.
"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."
Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10
Laughing Philosopher Gifts Collection
Laughing Philosopher Mugs
Explore more humorous and philosophical mugs that bring wit and warmth to your mornings and coffee breaks.
Laughing Philosopher Pillows
Bring humor and philosophy into your home décor with our laughing philosopher pillows, blending comfort with clever, humorous art.
Laughing Philosopher Prints
Find the perfect humorous and thoughtful prints that celebrate the laughing philosopher’s spirit—ideal for inspiring your creative space.
Laughing Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover our collection of witty t-shirts inspired by the laughing philosopher—perfect for expressing your philosophical humor in style.