Laughing Logicalist Gifts

House of Wishful Thinking

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Reasonableman

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Staff Yearbook

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Got Rationality?

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"