Whimsical Logic Lover Gifts

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yes, one is a dog."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Scuba cow"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"