
'Do you look in the mirror after you've washed?'
Looking for a gift for the oddball in your life who loves clever twists and unconventional thinking? Our collection for the quirky logic lover offers playful and smart products that showcase their unique perspective. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, these gifts are designed to celebrate originality and inventive thinking. Whether they enjoy puzzles, puns, or playful contradictions, find something that resonates with their creative genius and adds a fun twist to their everyday routine.
'Do you look in the mirror after you've washed?'
'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Thinking Gears
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
When Engineers Crack.
'Have you no common scents?!'
"If you'd like to take a seat."
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
Staff Yearbook
"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
Illogic Tree
"Yo, this should be a two."
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
Professor of Fuzzy Logic.
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
"Dinosaurs are cool!"
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.
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