Quirky Logic Appreciators Gifts

"I've never needed health insurance - I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

When Engineers Crack.

Illogic Tree

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Flowcharts.

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying."

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

Rene Descartes

Clerk in tax office filing between fact and fiction.

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Multiply. - x - = +. + x + = +. Two negatives make a positive, but two positives don't make a negative. Yeah, right.