Quirky Appreciators Gifts

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"She's a miniature."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

Fly reading a newspaper

Spring Rituals

Log in, paper out.

'Yeah, what do you want?'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

Complaints Department

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

"He hated funerals. His last words were, ‘Wake me up when it's over.'"

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'I wonder what is going to happen?'

'Welcome to our staff, Ms. Newborn. There are a few things you should know about us from the outset. I'm a hummer... Mr Bellencourt is a whistle...And Morton, over there by the window, screams from time-to-time.'

"I've never needed health insurance - I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

This is not what I had in mind.

"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"

'Then when I hit a puddle it shrank!'