
Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.
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Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.
Lacking a basic understanding of plot and humour, Alan Turing was really confused when Temptation and Consciouence stood on the wrong shoulder.
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Thinking Gears
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."
When Engineers Crack.
'Have you no common scents?!'
"If you'd like to take a seat."
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
Staff Yearbook
"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
Illogic Tree
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
"Yo, this should be a two."
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
Professor of Fuzzy Logic.
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
Challenge and solution
"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."
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