Little Logician Gifts

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Reasonableman

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

A young positivist.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."