Liquid Logician Gifts

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

'You can't come in here with that.'

Reasonableman

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"