Laughing Logicalist Pillows

House of Wishful Thinking

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Reasonableman

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Got Rationality?

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'