Logic Lover Pillows

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

The Grand Scheme.

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

"You have logic, I have Roscoe."

Falling off the Math Cliff

'I don't think we should plug it in.'

'He comes up with a solution to every problem... It's always practical, workable and wrong.'

'You'll have to forgive Sidney. The left and right hemispheres of his brain are currently engaged in a struggle for dominance.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

Family with label below reading 'The Booleans.'

'That's right! Take refuge in logical argument.'

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Boole Orders Lunch: 'No,no,yes,no,no,no...'

'Computers cannot do logic. I can do logic. Therefore, I am not a computer.'

'I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.'

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

Department of Logic

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"It's fuzzy math."

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

Bob decides to take the stairs.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

High IQ Club/Lateral Thinkers Entrance.

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

"The greatest danger of artificial intelligence is that, from the perspective of pure logic, all of humanity's problems would be solved by its destruction."

'The Grim Reasoner'