Law Logic Lover Pillows

"Well if that's not the law it certainly ought to be."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stop and Birch

Staff Yearbook

"#notguilty."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"