"Well if that's not the law it certainly ought to be."
Law Logic Lover Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates a love of law, logic, and clever thinking? Our collection features witty and humorous items that any enthusiast of reasoning and legal puzzles will enjoy. Whether it’s for a student, a professional, or a trivia buff, these thoughtful products bring humor and intellect together. Find the perfect gift that shows off their love of sharp wit and critical thinking, all wrapped up in charming designs that make a statement.
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Thinking Gears
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
When Engineers Crack.
'Have you no common scents?!'
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
Stop and Birch
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."
Staff Yearbook
"#notguilty."
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'
Illogic Tree
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
"Yo, this should be a two."
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
Intellectual Property
"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"
Law Logic Lover Gifts Collection
Law Logic Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of law and logic-themed mugs, perfect for gifting someone who loves clever ideas and a good cup of coffee.
Law Logic Lover Pillows
Discover our collection of clever and stylish pillows, perfect for legal enthusiasts and logic lovers to add personality to their spaces.
Law Logic Lover Prints
Browse our thought-provoking prints for law and logic fans, perfect for inspiring a smart, creative environment.
Law Logic Lover T-Shirts
Check out our witty law and logic t-shirts—designed for those with a sharp mind and a sense of humor, ready to make a statement.