Legal Logic Enthusiasts Pillows

'According to Legal, just THINKING about this project is an infringement of someone's copyright!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

When Engineers Crack.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Illogic Tree

Violent Crime Statistics

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Dumping The Death Penalty

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador