Legal Logic Enthusiasts Prints

'According to Legal, just THINKING about this project is an infringement of someone's copyright!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

When Engineers Crack.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Illogic Tree

Violent Crime Statistics

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

Dumping The Death Penalty

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"