Legal Argument Aficionado Pillows

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Sulk Shows

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Overruled."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

US Gun Control Debates.

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,