Legal Argument Aficionado Gifts

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Sulk Shows

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Overruled."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Law Offices

US Gun Control Debates.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.