Argument Aficionado Gifts

'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

'Arcadia. I thought we were going to Caravel's.'

Opposing viewpoint.

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"Why do you have to make a mountain out of a mole hill every time we argue, Harold?"

"Don't you bark at me."

"I just downloaded fact-checker...fancy a little quarrel?"

Infographic depiction of how everything works.

'The debating society was lively this evening darling.'

"Well, you've blown big holes in my argument."

"It was self-defence, Officer. . . he had the better arguments!"

Rarrr!!! - 'Nice try.' - 'Rar!' - 'You win.' - 'I know.' -

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Polarisation

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Steve was so good at winning arguments that he hadn't gotten laid in six years.

"How can we have an intelligent debate with you constantly butting in. . .??"

The End Of A Great Partnership....

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'... if you've been in an accident resulting in injury, and want to screw the bastards, call the law offices of Sal and Bruno...'

'Day is day and night is night. Here, with an opposing view is attorney...'

How to win any argument...

'Granted, we both remember it, but the funny thing is that we remember it very differently!'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

Sulk Shows

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Competitive Dialogue

"For what? Nothing makes a self-righteous person happier than having a reason to think their sense of propriety is superior to someone else's."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

Online Agitation

"Those are all brilliant points, but I'm louder."

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"