Amusing Argument Aficionado Gifts

'Can we wrap up this argument? I've just thought of another one.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Sulk Shows

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'He started it!'

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Mixed marriage: food fight

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"How can we have an intelligent debate with you constantly butting in. . .??"

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

Unison plans strikes

Bad Knees.

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

Opposing viewpoint.