Argument Enthusiast Gifts

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

"Scott, you'll be disqualified the next time you say, 'We'll just have to agree to disagree'."

Bad Knees.

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Speech Bubble Arguments

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'There! That's another debate won!'

'He started it!'

'Why are you always so defensive?'

"Fascist! Misogynist! Extremist!"

"Before we get going, is this the Big One?"

"How dare you—in a straightjacket, no less—psychoanalyze me."

"Fred's conversational level speaks volumes. When he's losing an argument, he raises the volume."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Things get heated at the outing.

"Hello, is that the doctor?... my husband has become stuck in mid-argument..."

"Most modern debates boil down to 'You're a big poo poo head'."

'...and no two out-of-three this time!'

She insists on having the last 1000 words.

"We shouldn't have let him watch the debates."

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Juvenile Court

'I'm sick of quarrels.'

'We never agree about anything.'...'Yes we do!'

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Of course I can't read your mind-I'd need a microscope for THAT!'

'I'm tired of arguing with you. You always have the last word.'