Amusing Argument Aficionado Prints

'Can we wrap up this argument? I've just thought of another one.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Sulk Shows

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'He started it!'

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Unison plans strikes

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

"How can we have an intelligent debate with you constantly butting in. . .??"

Bad Knees.

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

"I know absolutely nothing about that subject, but I will give you my opinion."

Opposing viewpoint.