Child Logic Lover Pillows

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Graduation Speech.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Staff Yearbook

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.