Logic Lover T-Shirts

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

The Grand Scheme.

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

"You have logic, I have Roscoe."

Falling off the Math Cliff

'He comes up with a solution to every problem... It's always practical, workable and wrong.'

'I don't think we should plug it in.'

'You'll have to forgive Sidney. The left and right hemispheres of his brain are currently engaged in a struggle for dominance.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

Family with label below reading 'The Booleans.'

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'That's right! Take refuge in logical argument.'

'I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.'

Boole Orders Lunch: 'No,no,yes,no,no,no...'

'Computers cannot do logic. I can do logic. Therefore, I am not a computer.'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Department of Logic

'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

"It's fuzzy math."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

Bob decides to take the stairs.

"Yo, this should be a two."

High IQ Club/Lateral Thinkers Entrance.

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Brain Crash

"The greatest danger of artificial intelligence is that, from the perspective of pure logic, all of humanity's problems would be solved by its destruction."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'