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"Hit it. I'm hungry."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

King George I

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

British Prime Minister

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

The Bearskin Hat Family

The Unhappy King

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."