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'Hey, don't bother me about the rioting in Cardiff -- talk to the Prince of Wales, there.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

No Smoking in the Castle

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Retirement...Retirement...

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"Those days are over. I pretty much sit around now and collect my royalties."

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

Watch out! Mom is doing her karaoke tiger-mom routine. I'm ready. Teddy! It's time to study harder,

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Death of Arafat.

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"

Investments: Surgeon-General's Warnings - Money won't make you happy.

'Good old middle class sex.'